Everton 1 - 4 Arsenal

That score does not in anyway reflect the sort of game played. It was scruffy, physical, and lots of starts and stops accompanying the many cards handed out. Bendtner's sending off shows that careless tackles (e.g. the one that landed his first yellow), really do bite you in the arse. It's such a shame, especially after the Dane's winning goal against Spurs last week showed everyone his potential. Give him time, and the kid (he's a year younger than me so I have the right to call him "kid") will surely kick ass.

But having said that, IT SURE DOES FEEL FUCKING GOOD TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE TABLE AGAIN.

(PS: Thank you West Ham for beating M.U.)

Question.

Who would win in a game of hide and seek: Jason Bourne VS Dog The Bounty Hunter?

What? Too soon?

Arsenal 1 - 0 Chelsea (Fuck Ashley Cole).

Ashley, you are a poor excuse not just for a footballer but also for a half-decent human being. You unnecessarily pushed another man in the throat, and to be honest, you looked pathetic rolling on the ground faking an injury after being able to walk to that particular spot just fine. Whats the matter tranny? Afraid that the ref saw what you did? I hope action is taken against you. I hope you get a suspension. I hope your fake dick falls off. I hope your dog then mistakes it as a tasty treat and devour it on your bed as you lay there next to your tranny wife. Or better yet, I hope your tranny wife mistakes the fallen fake dick and cooks it for breakfast. Or maybe you can go suck on it. Yeah, go suck yourself .

Fuck you, tranny.

PS: WE WON BITCH!

Royally Fucked.

You know those stupid and most often cheesy sci-fi movies where the scientist screws up because he or she forgot to carry over the 1? Well I never thought I'd be saying this buy I have just been royally fucked, no, make that royally gagged, raped, and sold as a slave by the same idiotic mistake. I believe right now I'm on the way to be auctioned off at the corner of Idiotsville and Little Brains Street.

If you see a dude tied up to the streetlight dressed in raggedy clothes, thats me.

Funny Stuff.

Golf is such a slow-paced "sport" (yeah thats right, I'm not quite ready to refer to golf as a sport just yet) that the commentators had enough time to debate if the horned animals in the distance were bulls or some other creature.

I pissed myself laughing when I heard that.

LAME!

I'm am so fucking sick of all the top ten goal segments of football shows. Why? Because all they ever show is goals shot from outside the box, traveling at near warp-drive speeds. Sure, when it's your team that scores a goal like that in the last minute of a derby game it can make you scream at the top of your lungs, loud enough to wake up a whole apartment building. Once in a while it's OK to show these scorchers, but to have 8 out of the 10 goals of the week to all be like that? It bores me to tears! Where's the goals that requires intricate passing, or a superb through-ball that gives the keeper no chance in a 1-on-1 situation with the striker? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEAUTY? IT IS CALLED THE B-E-A-U-TIFUL GAME! NOT THE WHO CAN PISS THE LONGEST GAME!

LAME!