Two days after the death of my beloved iPod (unknown to most, named iGor) Apple inc. unveils the latest line of iPods. These include the iPod Touch, iPod Classic, the new iPod Nano and the new iPod Shuffle. Of course, being so broke that I have headaches about it means that I'll afford to buy these babies in 2020, and asking money from my parents is completely out of the question. They're already retired and living off a fucking pension!
Rest in peace iGor, I have many fond memories of your companionship for the last three (or so) years.
