Monday, August 20, 2007

Conversation between body parts.

What goes on in the weekly meeting where various body parts report their health back to the brain.

Chest: *cough*wheeze*cough* It hurts... to.. breathe..

Right Arm: That numbing is back. Plus I think the elbow needs that support bandage again.

Nose: We don't seem to be getting much air in... something must be blocking the nostrils. Any chance we can get a search team in there to see whats wrong?

Ear: Look, its already been confirmed that theres a nasty infection in the right ear, when are we going to get the antibiotics to fix it up?

Right Leg: The heel is acting up again, and this time it's spread all the way up to the thighs, we really ought to be in a wheel chair you know.

Brain: .............

Wallet: Um, yeah, Hi. I know this is the Body Parts meeting, but um, funds are really low. I mean really low. By that I mean, the $40 you have in your wallet is all that you have left.

Body Parts: *collective groan*.

Brain: *Runs away into the storage jar and goes into hibernation*.