Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Royally Fucked.

You know those stupid and most often cheesy sci-fi movies where the scientist screws up because he or she forgot to carry over the 1? Well I never thought I'd be saying this buy I have just been royally fucked, no, make that royally gagged, raped, and sold as a slave by the same idiotic mistake. I believe right now I'm on the way to be auctioned off at the corner of Idiotsville and Little Brains Street.

If you see a dude tied up to the streetlight dressed in raggedy clothes, thats me.